Thursday, November 29, 2007

Stop, Look and Listen -- That Means You City Hall!

In our house, Ben & FG call them the "big piano". The place where you stop look and listen, not just for your safety but alert drivers. My kids have known about "big pianos" since they could walk.

Apparently Andy hasn't.

If City Hall stopped to listen, they'd hear this city tell them we know a cross walk doesn't mean there won't be accidents no more than wearing your seat belt does. But what cross walks do, is put a little bit of safety and caution in place.

Bad Mom Hour


It's from 6-7.

That hour right after supper when I'm clearing the table, throwing in a load of laundry, picking up coats, boots and mittens blocking the porch door. That's when it strikes me the worst -- I'm a bad mom. I've been away from these guys all day and I know dusting and dishes can wait til tomorrow, children grow up to fast to our sorrow (I've seen the magnets at Hallmark). But for some reason, I like to let them watch Treehouse or Discovery Kids. I'm sure I'm supposed to be doing more; at least that's how I feel. But right now, when I do the daycare dash at 4:45, get them, get traffic, get home and get supper -- I just feel like letting the TV do a little child minding for 60 minutes.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

No Island Princess? -- Bah Humbug!







Folks here don't seem to be so much with the marketing value of the Santa Claus Parade. Instead, in this year’s St. John’s Downtown Christmas Parade, there were lots of dogs in reindeer antlers (Beagle Paws, Greyhound Rescue, Daschunds and SPCA), cheerleaders from every school in the city and a bunch of service groups.

Not one commercial float.

I miss the Toronto Parade -- so wonderfully shiny and big business.

This year, they had the Coca-Cola’s Penguins and Polar Bears, Sears’ Hockey Night on a Frosty Pond, Scholastic’s Clifford in the Dog House and Mattel’s Barbie as the Island Princess. Even the descriptions on the Global broadcast are totally agency scripted. And why not? Those bloody floats cost an elf's annual salary to build.

Plus, around over 150 clowns were actually corporate types who pay up to $1000 for the privilege of putting on a clown suit! The Celebrity Clown programme has been running since 1983 and is a brilliant way of drumming up support for the parade.

I don’t know if the downtown businesses don’t see the value in the Parade or if they are simply just not in the Christmas spirit. Whatever the case, I suppose it doesn’t really matter. Ben & FG were just as taken with the guy in the ratty Winnie the Pooh costume from Walmart as he would have been with the giant floats rolling down Bloor St.

Pics: Ben dropping letter to Pere Noel to Canada Post Mail Carrier (btw, did I mention I love this program?; FG on Mama's shoulders; Santa on Duckworth)

Maybe Christmas doesn’t come in a box. Maybe it doesn’t come from a store. Perhaps Christmas means a little bit more – Dr. Seuss, “How the Grinch Stole Christmas”


Friday, November 23, 2007

Bon news, bad news


Ben has always been a fussy eater. For the first 2 years, this drove me crazy but recently, I've found ways around the dinner table battles. Last night, I asked him what he ate at school.


"I had the snacks."


"And lunch?"


"Well, I have good news and bad news."


I waited patiently for his latest food tale.


"Bad news is it was soupe (soup in English). The good news is there was "nouilles de dans" (noddles in it)


Monday, November 19, 2007

Colour outside the lines

When Papa's away, Mama can be a bit slack. Picnics in the living room instead of supper at the table; popcorn in the afternoon or a TV show on Mama's bed.

Last night, Ben & FG decided they wanted a "camp out" in the pop-up tent. They loaded it up with pillows and blankets. I never thought for a second they'd sleep in there.

FG eventually went to her crib.

But Ben was too "cozy". He brought in his catalog and a few Rescue Heroes. I went back to check on him and covered him up with a blanket.

The little rascal slept there until 7 this morning and woke up with a smile on his face.

Sometimes its good to let them colour outside the lines.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Blah Blah Blah....Chill out!

Last night at dinner, Ben tested out a few new phrases.

"Chill out" (when I asked him to have 2 more bites).

"What does that mean," I asked curious to hear his explanation and a little taken aback.

"It means, stop talking."

"Do you have any other new words."

"Yeah, 'blah blah blah' means you don't know what to say."

Training Miss Frances


God love her. She caught on right away. I think the Dora underwear did the trick. That and the potty song (to the tune of Conga!) "Pee-pee dans le pot!" "Pee-pee dans le pot!" I remember nursing Frances and trying to train Ben 2 years ago. I nearly lost my mind! That year I think February had 128 days.




Saturday, November 10, 2007

His own sandwich

From the child who eats very little, comes the unique, one-of-a-kind sandwich that only he come dream up. What's in it? Ben's reply:

Crunchy peanut butter, marble cheese stick (cut in chunks), pecans and dried bananas one side and strawberry jam and pineapple on the other.

He ate the works.

Say one thing, kids know what they like.

Monday, November 05, 2007

Sears Dream Book



Last year, it started right after Halloween. This year, it was early October. Ben doesn't want 3 stories or 3 lullabies -- he just wants his night light left on and "to be alone with his Catalog".



Most nights I go up after an hour and he's sound asleep, face stuck on the page with the ride-on Jeeps or the drum sets. I peel him off, pull up the covers and shut off the light.

But some nights, he wants me to stay there and tell him what everything is. "What's D?"

"Mega-rig Construction Truck"

"How about A?"

"Hot Wheels Dragon Fire Track Set"

"J?"

"Little Tykes Digital Drum Set".

He's already making his list and checking it twice. By Dec 24th, the book will be tattered and torn; some items circled other crossed out so "Santa doesn't get confused". And we all know, that this time of year, Santa needs all the help he (read: she) can get!

First Family of Halloween on Empire

It was our first Halloween on Empire and our neighbours certainly reminded us why we moved. Not only did they "ohh and ahh" over the kids costumes but our new neighbours were as excited about the spooky night as we were.
Ben said next year we have to start decorating earlier! Maybe now that we're a bit more settled we can.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Trick or Treat?


Let's get this straight -- I'm not anti-sugar. Everything in moderation. But if you've seen my (or your own) kids wigs out from too much chocolate, then you're probably also looking for a treat alternative this weekend.

Here's a few things to offer the smaller ghouls at your door.
- Playdoh. They make smaller tins. You can buy the Halloween-branded bag or just smaller containers.
- Dollar Store trinkets. They may only have the life-span of a McDonald's Happy Meal toy, but the Dollar Stores have everything from plastic skeletons on parachutes, sticky rubber eye balls, pumpkin-shaped bubble blowers, pencils and toothbrushes.
- Even though Unicef ended its Halloween oragne box program last year, you can still give gift certificates to close kids to McDonald's or Tim Horton's.
- Or you could do what Vimmy did and send us a box of 12 gourmet cupcakes from CupcakeLaine. What was I saying about sugar highs!

I remember at Halloween when people gave you apples. Then everyone got freaked out about people sliding razor blades in them so everyone switched to candy. I'm not suggesting that we get rid of those little packages of Rockets (PL would never forgive me), I'm just saying a little variety is good.

Friday, October 05, 2007

What are you thankful for?

On the whiteboard at the kid's daycare, Madame K has listed all the cihldren's names and what they are thankful for.

Some children said "Mama" others said "Papa". One child even said "le colouer bleu".

What did my two kiddos reply?

Benjamin - "Le dejuneur" (breakfast)

Frances - "le gauteau" (cake!)

Happy Thanksgiving!

Thursday, September 27, 2007

A shril child's cry pierces the gray early morning air...



When I got them home from daycare yesterday, they were wild! Hitting, squealing, dumping of toys, demanding I make chocolate chip cookies -- I felt like a bullied mom.

No, they are not always like that. But sometimes they come home from daycare/pre-school so exhausted that there's no reasoning with them. And when I heard this old CBC Radio piece, I laughed out loud (LOL?). Not much has changed in 50+ years!




All I can do, is have a snack ready -- grapes, apples, raisins boxes-- and get supper on as quick as I can. Then clean that up, pull out the Playdoh or markers and construction paper; get them in the tub and in pajamas, read some stories, sing Mockingbird and them tuck them the bed. Oh yes, and in between, smother them in grand bizous...

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Newfoundland ABCs?

"Frances do you know your alphabet?" I asked.

"Oui," she said between jumping up and down on our bed. "Great, Big, Sea, D, E, F, G..."

Friday, September 21, 2007

What would it take to have another baby?

I just appeared on Radio Noon Cross Talk about, what else? The baby bonus.

What would it take to have another baby? Let's see, 2 years mat leave with topped-up EI, a second bathroom, FG to already be potty trained, a guarantee that my blood pressure wouldn't go all wonky this time postpartum and freak me out.

For everyone, it's really complicated. I'm just glad we're talking about it.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Yawner?

"Where's Papa?"

"Napa Valley,"

"Is he going to sleep there all the time?"

('Nap'a Valley, get it?)

Baby Bonus Boom, Bust, Echo

I had a roommate in university from the Cape Shore who always used to say, "Joey sold Churchill Falls for the baby bonus."

Danny's promise of the $1000 baby bonus is a bit like Smallwood's hand-out to post-depression parents with 9 or 10 youngsters. Hence, the Baby Boom.

But these days, Newfoundland is in the baby bust stage. Most families (still living here) have 2 kids, max. Last year, was the first year more of us died than were born. We need a little kick start.

So, is $1000 alone enough to make me have a third child? Likely not. I'd much rather see a child-care plan and better funded day-cares for the two I already have. But in the meantime, until we echo, there's nothing wrong with rewarding reproduction.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Stop, look and listen

We were out of milk.

And besides I always take the kids up the street to the park or the store. We've been in the neighbourhood a few months now. They both like to race up the sidewalk, speeding like motorcycles, galloping like ponies, running like kids out of school.

I let them get a few lengths ahead of me. They stop when I say stop. And they are good about waiting for me to cross at pianos (ie. crosswalk).

But at the corner of Circular and Bannerman, there is no "piano". So this evening, we stood there and waited for the cars to pass.

But in a fraction of a second, Ben stepped off the curb. And in that same fraction of a second, a car whizzed by. A sound came out of my throat, guttural, squelching. He froze. I grabbed his orange t-shirt in my hand, knuckles white and yanked him back on the sidewalk, safe next to me and FG. His scared eyes and tremorring bottom lip mirrored mine.

"You ok?" I knelt on down, holding his face in my hands, stroking his blonde hair over and over.

He nodded.

"I need you to hold my hand. Please hold me hand."

We hugged tight. We crossed the street and held hands all the way to the store.

***In light of what happened to Zachary Strong's family this week, we were lucky. Please check out your neighbourhood. Hard to believe there's nothing -- not even a crosswalk -- at Bannerman, one of the city's oldest parks. I've already called my counciller. Please do the same.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Grand Bizou


You can say a lot of things about my two skunks but one thing's for sure, they got personality!

When we talking about going to the zoo in Quebec, Frances was always giving us big kisses -- we just thought she was excited about elephants. Turns out, while we were saying Granby Zoo, she was thinking it was Grand Bizou (Big Kiss!).